Gee, there are so many... my biggest... could also be seen as what I have to offer though... I have vast knowledge of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I am Dave's girlfriend; a loser by association.
I actually chose to be Dave’s inlaw, and Oh yeah, Dave gets more chics than me these days. Plus, he has a cool car and big toys and, and guitars...and and, well this is getting embarrassing. Well at least I have this Badass name to hide behind. Asshats Beware!!!
Loser by association
Friend of Big Fat Loser!
I'll be on the east coast catching rays and waves. Actuall, I'll be driving a mini-van, with my wife and two kids, on my way to the east coast to catch rays and waves. Actually, since I married a dermatologist, I won't be catching rays. Actually, since I'm completely clueless on a surf board I won't be catching waves, either.
Shouldn't there be a category for losers who won't be there because they can't even learn from other losers?
Even when I'm fully clad in black leather the goth boys taunt me saying "You look like someone who just crawled out of an L.L. Bean Catalog." But my last name is Cool.
cool party starts at 6pm- i can make my 9:30 bedtime.
I'm a perfectionist..err...a procrastinator...something like that.
Being friends with Dave's girlfriend
Being Steve's girlfriend, I have to default to loser status. At least he won't be wearing the HUgh Hefner get-up this year, so that should help us be a notch cooler than we were at last summer's party. (Oh, just kidding, Steve!)
I used play D&D
wait I just thought of another one...I can burp the alphabet.
wait a minute I got another one. I am bringing my new boyfriend...I just got him in the mail. Hopefully, I will have inflated by next Friday. He is a totally hottie...if you know what I mean.
I have sent my belly button lint as a parting gift to an ex boyfriend.
I just realized that for the past 3 days I have been taking estrogen rather than my Allegra. This would explain the allergies getting worse and my extra urge... if you know what I mean. (wink)
I love to watch the Weather Channel......I can't help it, I just get turned on everytime I see previews for "Storm Stories"
you say GEEK as if it were a bad thing
The bearded sunglass girl (AKA, Deb)
Apparently for quite some time my "friends" have thought me a dork for the convenient place I rest my sunglasses when they are not on my head. I am currently in a 12 step correction program, but I'm only on step 3. Maybe one of the cool people can help me out.
Even though I'm a rock lovin', flik watchin', vidiot, chicks don't dig me 'cause I'm a nerd. I own 400 comic books, a Star Trek Collector plate, and an Enterprise shaped telephone.
Absolutely a loser...the best thing I have going for me now is a tan that all are jealous of...whoopee...rather have a job!!!
Just a samplingof my CDs: Rick Springfield, The Bangles, The Carpenters... I reallly need help.
i have a burning desire to find out from 'the other dave' what "F'shizzle, dizzle" truly means. and not just that. everything snoop says. i'm just not up to speed yet, and if i ever intend to fulfill my dream of being a rap guy's big butted sir-mix-a-lot type girlfriend, then i need to know. otherwise, my dream of being the true love of shock g and gettin busy in a burger king bathroom won't come true. although, he's getting old, so i might have to set my sights on 50 cent now. as long as i don't get shot. eminem, eat your heart out.
J. (Joyce) Cool
I usually consider myself a pretty hip gal, but since I won't make it to Dave's party, I guess that qualifies me as a loser this time around. I'll miss it! Maybe next time?
forgot to rsvp until the day of the party? wait, tomorrow's the party.? or is it next week? OK- not being able to keep track would keep me in this column.
I have a tiara... hey I go both ways... loser and winner!
I won't be at this loser party. There's a cooler party the same night where the most interesting things will be happenin'. Oops! You weren't supposed to know.
'member when Marcia wore the wig and pretended to be Greg's jilted lover so that Greg could treat her like dirt in front of another girl that liked him, and as he's kicking the disguised Marcia out the front door he yawns "Come on, Loser..." That's me. I'm Greg Brady at that moment. I feel like saying, "Come on, Loser..." to the whole world. Cause I'm a winner, man. Just like Greg Brady. I'm a big, fat winner. And you're not.
I ooze cool. I leave little puddles of cool wherever I go. But rather than a trendy, disposable cool, my cool is classic, like a '56 T-Bird. And I can hold my liquor.
Les parties américaines de capitaliste de bourgois nous ennuient, ainsi nous serons présents seulement brièvement
how to cook pasta that won't stick to walls...it is a very fast recipe.
Normally the L stands for loser but in this crowd...
how to spend 8 years 9in college and emerge with nothing but student loans
I can help the losers accessorize. I have lots of great jewelry sitting in galleries that are not doing very good business now...
Do not propose to your girlfriend in the Klingon language.
Jodi & Ken
We'll be there--if nothing else, just to convince Dave he needs to get out jetskiing at least ONCE this summer since he blew us off last year....Dave: the cool kids hang at the beach in the summer...
I used to date Dave, but I'm better now.
The Other Dave
Have you ever wondered what
it means when someone like
Snoop Dogg says "F'shizzle,
dizzle"? I can teach you,
and in this day and age,
that is a marketable skill.
Steffanie--Queen of the Geeks
a fine selection of discarded monitors and computers stacked up in my extra room...ok maybe this makes me a loser...hey but I still got a new computer...OH yeah...the height of my coolness
i have seen almost every episode of shelley duvall's faerie tale theatre. this does make me cool, i'm just not sure how. i also have a very spiffy collection of shoes.
On second thought, after reading some of the loser's comments, I really think I am one of the cool people...and besides, just because I hang out with Dave doesn't mean I'm a loser!