Then, the dream took a turn of unspeakable horror (of which I will speak in a minute)

Almost as bad as that naked dream, you know, the one where you're naked in school?  The one where you're naked because the hottest girl in school, the one you thought you had no chance with, passed you a note in physics saying that she wants you to "demonstrate the big bang theory" and to meet her in the storage room in the basement after 5th period while the rest of the school is at that assembly?  And so after 5th period you hurry to the basement and quickly find the door marked "Storage" and you enter and already she's calling to you, you hear her voice from the other side of a curtain?  So you get undressed and burst through the curtain and realize that door you rushed though 15 seconds ago probably actually says "Stage" and you misread in your haste?  And now you're standing in front of the whole school, assembled for a presentation?  And another girl, one you thought you DID have a chance with, ...until now..., is giving a presentation on the importance of safe sex?  And there you are?  Not wearing so much as a condom? 

You know... That Dream?

Why are you looking at me like you don't know what I'm talking about?

Anyway, the unspeakable horror: The bears, not satisfied with eating my furniture, decide to go for fresher stuffing.